What the hell am I doing here?

– Well, you’re obviously avoiding doing whatever important stuff you’re supposed to be doing right now. Instead, you’re here, reading this and asking attitude-filled questions.

And who the hell are you?

– Forget about me––what’s going on with you?


*Awkwardly, creepily and quietly staring back at you, not blinking once and never breaking eye contact*

Okay… So what’s this “blog” about?

– This blog is the product of a variety of factors.

Such as?

– Ha. You said “ass”.

Ugh. You’re ridiculous.

– Go to hell.


– No, please stay, don’t leave me.


– Cool. I love you.

Don’t push it.

– K.


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